Tom Hollander gets my full attention by talking about Beer. Funny how that works.
But he equates Victoria Bitter (an Aussie Macrobrew, for us yanks, think Bud, Miller, Coors, etc.) to Visual Basic. Humm, now I'm all for getting people to drink better beer, but the better message here is that the Patterns and Practices group has updated their VB6 Migration Guide. And I'm all for getting people off VB6, so give this a look.
And kudos for Tom for drawing the analogy.